Has baby finished her little play chores? Ah, it’s too bad you can only do baby chores like wash and iron Mommy’s work clothes, scrub the floors, wash the pots and pans, scrub the bathroom, organize drawers, polish the silverware, wash the nursery windows, make the beds, and vacuum the carpets. Silly little easy things that teach responsibility and let you feel like you’ve actually helped. If you were older, you could understand what really goes into running the household, and maybe you could really contribute.
But Mommy has to make do with what she has in you, doesn’t she, little pumpkin?