Tell me to put my paci in my mouth.
Tell me I’m a little helpless baby.
Say to me, “Daddy is here to do all the big girl things you can’t because you’re a baby.”
Tell me I’m to little to do that.
Make me tell you what a baby I am and make me tell you that I need daddy because I’m to little to do anything with out you.
Give me a bottle and don’t let me hold it.
Make me wear a diaper cause you cant trust me to not have an accident.
Make me watch baby cartoons.
Make me play with baby toys in a play pen.
Make me daddy.