Forced regression.

Tell me to put my paci in my mouth.

Tell me I’m a little helpless baby.

Say to me, “Daddy is here to do all the big girl things you can’t because you’re a baby.”

Tell me I’m to little to do that.

Make me tell you what a baby I am and make me tell you that I need daddy because I’m to little to do anything with out you.

Give me a bottle and don’t let me hold it.

Make me wear a diaper cause you cant trust me to not have an accident.

Make me watch baby cartoons.

Make me play with baby toys in a play pen.

Make me daddy.