Why I Need Constant Supervision

little-prince-simon:

  • Gets into candy at 9:30 at night
  • Stays up past bedtime reading dumb big-kid books
  • Makes a mess during every attempt at cooking something that isn’t macaroni and cheese and/or dino nuggets
  • Can’t put on pajama pants without getting tangled
  • Eats a pound of chocolate in one (1) sitting
  • Will stay up until midnight playing with stuffies and then decide to just not sleep
  • Vegetables? What are those?

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